• Guy: my dick is hard
  • Girl: to find

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

validx2:

When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno

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coutois:

neferbadmon:

Welppp I’ll reblog this one.. America is really a shitty place to live. Nothing but propaganda. They don’t keep it real over here.

Fuck this country.

(Source: antinwo)


this is literally something that could only happen because they’re actually together

(Source: fairestregal)