- Guy: my dick is hard
- Girl: to find
when ur running down the stairs with no bra on
- college: Why should we accept you
- me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
- college: damn son you in
When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno
Welppp I’ll reblog this one.. America is really a shitty place to live. Nothing but propaganda. They don’t keep it real over here.
Fuck this country.
this is literally something that could only happen because they’re actually together